Not suprisingly, the big Paris Hilton interview on Larry King was pretty boring. The highlight for us was when Paris described her big ‘trick’ on the media on the night she turned herself in. When Larry was drilling her on why she went to the MTV Movie Awards the night before she started her jail sentence, Paris divulged her sinister plan of leaving for jail straight from the awards show instead of her home to keep the press from getting pictures of her moments before her lockdown. It was funny to watch her eyes light up like she had done something genius

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Larry also drilled Paris on her career, her friends and her drug use which she lied like a dog about. It would have been much more entertaining and real if Larry had popped up some of those pictures of her smoking weed and doing coke that float around on line while she was fastidiously denying ever taken drugs.

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We told you that Paris Hilton was traveling incognito…here she is on her way to Hawaii in the black wig and straw hat we told you about.