What would you know about Boyfriends says Hollywood styles of her (she's) . "Bad Boyfriends"  Pamela Anderson and Rick Salomon / Kid Rock / Tommy Lee / Bret Michaels: How many arena rock star boyfriends/sex tapes/ports-of-call and/or quickie marriage ceremonies can one girl have? Unless you're Pam Anderson, the answer is not: whatever number you currently have, plus one more.  Paris Hilton / Jared Leto / Brandon Davis / Stavros Niarchos / Paris Latsis / Rick Salomon: Just like the actual city of Paris, Miss Hilton sparks passion in the hearts of men. Many, many, many men. And that leads us to this love rule: Lack of discretion plus a constant stream of lovers may make you appear less than discerning. Even if you are named "Paris," you needn't consider yourself the world's leading romantic destination.  Lindsay Lohan / Wilmer Valderamma / Randy Giles (pictured) / Jared Leto / Stavros Niarchos / the men of Italy: Though she has battled addictions allegedly ranging from drugs and alcohol to smoking, the one vice she seems unable to quit is guys who like to kiss and tell -- especially rehab buddy Giles, who sold his story to British tabloids and at least one of her whirlwind Italian hookups, who had no idea what hit him. Whereas cocktails, shopping and pretty people are all fun diversions, sometimes a girl needs to just say no. Or, at the very least, insist on a nondisclosure agreement. Britney Spears / Adnan Ghalib (pictured) / Jason Allen Alexander / K-Fed:
What hasn't Britney taught us? First, no sleeping with the enemy; men who follow you with cameras are not love sick -- they're paparazzi, which means getting nekkid with one of them may not be in your best interest. You think? Also, when you're in the middle of a crisis, don't make any who's-using-who love connections/runs to Vegas for a 55-hour marriage/land a backup dancer with a pregnant girlfriend who calls himself "K-Fed" -- and if you are always in the middle of a crisis, go back on your meds
Whitney Houston / Bobby Brown: Some relationships are uplifting and supportive, and some only seem to feed symbiotically on what we call The Crazy. If your guy battles (including, but not limited to): arrests for drunk driving, speeding, drug possession, several rehab visits, parole violations, delinquent child support, battery and alleged sexual assault, and you end up (a) painfully thin and drug-addled and (b) discussing your "toileting assists" on national TV? You might consider the relationship not exactly "the greatest love of all."
Kate Moss / Pete Doherty: She was famous for "heroin chic." He was famous for heroin. It wasn't even as cute as it sounded, and the more they seemed to morph into one too-thin, shabbily dressed person, the less cute it grew. You know how some couples, just like dogs and their owners, begin to resemble each other? Avoid that. Carmen Electra / Prince / Dennis Rodman / Dave Navarro :
Did you ever hear that dating rule, the one that states, "Don't date anyone crazier than you?" Carmen Electra apparently hasn't. There's also one about not marrying men who wear more body jewelry/eyeliner/women's lingerie than you, but that's just more of a guideline.  Sienna Miller / Jude Law: When your fiancé cheats on you with his children's nanny, don't take him back. Again. And again. That just gives him a chance to break up with you. (Bad Boyfriends Via msn .) |
Pamela Anderson, despite her efforts, is getting older and older.