Also, at the same time, I was wondering if there weren’t some sort of summer classes for ladies, to which Paris, Lindsay and Brit could attend. Or a special college or something, like a ten-step course called ‘Learning How to Get into Your Car. The “Embrace the Idea of Knickers” Phase’. And, finally, my prayers have been heard! But, paradoxically, I find myself confused: are we to rejoice or to be saddened by the fact that someone actually made a video with the 9 required steps to getting out of car without showing flesh or underwear?Below is a clip that someone just sent me and I advise you to watch it. Using a mocking-serious tone, it addresses the ardent problem all these starlets have. But the line ‘If there is even the slightest chance your smalls might be on display, make sure you’re wearing pants you are proud of’ is the killer! I mean, they should totally put it in books and school manuals to avoid the embarrassment of future generations of female celebs.Then again, maybe they shouldn’t. What will our world be without the many flashings? What will become of Paris’ purpose on this earth? ‘Without flashing, I’m nothing’ might as well be her motto. and to show them that a woman CAN get out of a car without having her crotch exposed. It’s official and documented ...now…obey the rules.