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You wouldn't think there were so many ways to misstate a health problem.The following are comments from doctors as recorded on patient charts.Docto rs' Comments On Patient Charts:* "Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year."* "On the 2nd day the knee was better and on the 3rd day it disappeared compl etely."* "The patient has been depressed ever since she began seeing me in 1993."* "Discharge status: Alive but without permissio n."* "Healthy appearing decrepit 69 year-old male, mentally alert but forgetful." * "The patient refused an autopsy."* "The patient has no past history of suicides."* "Patient has left his white blood cells at another hospital."* "Patient's past medical history has been remarkably insignificant with only a 40 pound weight gain in the past three days." < br>* "Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch."* "She has had no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night."* "She is numb from her toes down."* "While in the ER, she was examined, X-rated and sent home."* "The skin was moist and dry."* "Occasional, constant, infrequent headac hes."* "Patient was alert and unresponsive." * "She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life, until she got a divorce."* "I saw your patient today, who is still under our car for physical therapy."* "The patient was to have a bowel resection. However, he took a job as a stockbroker instead."* "Patient has two teenage children but no other abnormalities." < br>* "Skin: Somewhat pale but present."* "Patient was seen in consultation by Dr. Blank, who felt we should sit on the abdomen, and I agree."* "By the time he was admitted, his rapid heart stopped, and he was feeling better."< br> * "The patient was in his usual state of good health until his airplane ran out of gas and crashed."* "When she fainted, her eyes rolled around the room."* "Patient was released to outpatient depart ment without dressing."* "The patient will need disposition, and therefore we will get Dr. Blank to dispose of him."* "The patient expired on the floor uneventfull y."Patients' Sign-In Complaints:* "Diarear."* "Sore trout."
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