85% of movie actors earn less than $5,000 a year from acting!
Hmm could almost make that much being on the dole.watermelons can cost up to $100 in Japan!
Fu*k acting am selling watermelons.Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.
Am sure if I was that big id keep my feet on the ground.A snail can sleep for three years.
Am sure it must have been dead they just gave up after 3 yearsA roach can live up to nine days without its head.
That just sounds crazy talk. what they do for 9 days run about looking for its head?More people have a phobia of frogs than rats.
Ahhh the frogs are coming for us!!!!!!Males sweat 40% more than females.
Were not unfit its in our genes.Deep Breathing gives you health benefits similar to aerobics.
Breathes deep well that’s my work out today.Rats can't vomit, that's why rat poison works.
How they work that out ?More than ten people a year are killed by vending machines.
Remember always check sell by dates.A species of earthworm in Australia grows up to 10 feet in length.
Good luck trying to fish with them.There are 92 known cases of nuclear bombs lost at sea.
Clumsy bastards I TOLD YOU TO LOOK AFTER IT OHH I THOUGHT YOU WHERE LOOKING AFTER THEM DOE…..Penguins can convert salt water into fresh water.
Eww I don’t want to know.More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a telephone call.
What is a telephone ??Women wishing to enter Canada to work as strippers must provide naked photos of themselves to qualify for a visa!
So they say am sure they will have to do a dance at the border.The U.S. military’s dried food rations can be re-hydrated with urine!
No wonder they say it tastes like piss.It takes up to four hours to hard boil an ostrich egg.
How you like your eggs well if its ostrich egg. not hard boiled for sure.All of the Earth's continents are wider at the north than in the south - and nobody knows why.
Its aliens I tell you.41% of the moon is not visible from earth at any time.
That’s where the aliens stay that made the continents wider at the north.If your stomach didn't produce a new layer of mucous every two weeks, it would digest itself.
Feels like that some times when me is hungry.Mushrooms are more closely related to humans and animals than to other plants!
And am sure that don’t stop the vegetarians from eating them.Only 55% of Americans know that the sun is a star.
What they think it is a light bulb?The first TV commercial showed a Bulova watch ticking onscreen for exactly 60 seconds.
Yeah the ads aren’t much better now.More people in China speak English than in the United States.
Who said Americans are dumb?All clams start out as males some decide to become females at some point in their lives.
They just get bored one day and think am gonna be a woman tomorrow.By feeding hens certain dyes they can be made to lay eggs with multi-colored yolks.
Sounds cool though who would want to eat green eggs ewwApples are actually part of the rose family.
That was probably some guy that forgot a valentines gift. here its from the rose family YEAH AND MY MIDDLE FINGER IS FROM THE THANK YOU FAMILY.'Second Street' is the most common street name in the U.S. 'First Street' is the sixth!
Who stole first street!!........AliensDrivers kill more deer than hunters.
And yet they say guns are bad.The average human body contains .1 mg of uranium, .2 mg of gold, and 7 mg of arsenic!
How much Is 2mg worth of gold and where is it can I chop off a toe?Mosquitoes prefer children to adults, blondes to brunettes.
Remember if you don’t want to get bitten stand near a blonde kid.In 1956, 80% of all U.S. households had a refrigerator, but only 8% of british households had one!
No shock you know how friggin cold it is over here?There are more nutrients in the cornflake package itself than there are in the actual cornflakes.
They don’t tell you that in the adsAll species of beetles are edible.
Good to know if stranded with out food yummy barfCats’ urine glows under a black light.
Need to remember that next time go clubbing take a cat it will be all the rage.The population of the Earth has more than doubled since 1950.
Wow that’s what I call getting jiggy with it.Pain travels through your body at 350 ft. per second.
Must have had a tall person to test that.