Acting Like Animals: Your Loafers. Consider Them Soiled.

For once, the idiot dog and I are in agreement. You will pay for this tyranny! Where in your “adopt a pet” pamphlet did it ever say that cats and dogs liked taking baths? WITH SCENTED SOAP NONETHELESS?

… the answer is nowhere, if you were a little slow to catch on. But I’m pretty sure there is a section in the pamphlet about removing pet-made stains from expensive articles of clothing, and you might think about consulting that particular part shortly.

Via Solo Gatos