Acting Like Animals: ROAR! I’M A LION!

That’s all you need to be a lion, right? A mane? BECAUSE I TOTALLY HAVE A MANE NOW SO THAT TOTALLY MEANS I’M A LION RIGHT?

Wait… what do you mean my mane is just an old tire? The zookeepers explicitly told me it was a mane and that by wearing it I would become a brave and noble lion! WHY WOULD THEY BETRAY MY TRUST WITH SUCH AN AWFUL LIE?

Via All Creatures