Rejected Limited Edition iPods

I'm not done! :D

Here are limited edition iPods. I think some of them deserved to be released.

It's all humor of course!

Ashlee Simpson iPod:
Special vocal equalizer plays a random voice track each and every song. Comes with free SNL tickets and a $50 gift certificate for "acid reflux" medicine. Also check out the special Ashlee Simpson Karaoke Edition.

Paris Hilton iPod:
It looks good, but does nothing. WARNING: Hard drive not included.

The iAight:
Rap-themed limited edition comes packaged in gold foil with $50 gift certificate toBurger King.

The Jacko Pod :
This special edition iPod comes out of the box black, but fades to white over time. NOTE: Only available in Mini size.

The W Pod (George Dubya Bush Pod) :
Accepts user request for a particular song, pauses for 10 seconds, then plays whatever it wants while screen flashes the words " It's Hard Work!" Scroll wheel only spins to the right. NOTE: Only expect a C+ performance.

The Kerry Pod (John Kerry Pod) :
It automatically plays the tune you most want to hear but flips to another tune when someone else walks by. Comes with a free pair of flip-flops. NOTE: Your playlists change by themselves daily.

The jloPod (Jennifer Lopez Pod) :
Includes an extra large rear battery attachment.

The iDiddy :
This iPod comes with a special necklace attachment and is spiced up with lots of cubic zirconia "bling". iPod hood ornament adapter sold separately.

Lindsay Lohan iPod:
Takes two DD-size batteries in the front compartment for extended play time. Can also run on alcohol.

The iMSFT:
Preloaded with viruses, sloppy code, and vaporware. Includes a special BSOD function.

The Steve Balmer iPod:
Special docking system spins around in circles leaking sweat and repeatedly flashes "Developers!" on the LCD screen.

iSteve:
Capable of single handedly saving the music industry. Comes preloaded withBeatles' catalog. Caveat Emptor: you may be sued if you hit play!

Britney Spears iPod:
Pre-loaded with "Hear Comes the Bride" and has a spare wedding ring compartment for quickie ceremonies with wannabe white rappers. Comes pre-engraved with the word "White Trash " on the back.

FEMA iPod:
Intelligent design circuitry constantly primps and improves the appearance of this iPod, while thousands of people in New Orleans starve and swim in their own waste. ~sbonniol

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if you have more ideas, please share! :D