So I was looking for a song & I fell on this post. This is hilarious!
****disclaimer!!!* after going through this article, you might be tempted to engrave something stupid on your supra-expensive iPod/iPhone/MacBook. If you do and regret it later, don't come after me! I decline all responsibility.*disclaimer!!!****
now please proceed!
As you may know, you can order an iPod from the Apple Store with a custom, laser-engraved message. However, not everything gets engraved. Apple has been rejecting some messages for editorial reasons.
The following is a collection of engravings that were actually rejected by Apple, and some that probably should have been. Enjoy!
- 10,000 Stolen Tunes Inside * ~Anonymous
- iMolest kids . * ~ gushasan
- Not to be used as a suppository. * ~Umbralkin
- I cost more than three hookers. * ~Umbralkin
- When my battery dies, so will you. * ~Umbralkin
- Not responsible for prolonged damage to the ear & brain. * ~Anonymous
- iPod Limited Edition: Retard Compatible. * ~Jimmy4Kim
- Rip, Mix, & Burn Down RIAA Headquarters * ~Anonymous
- Cocaine and razor blade not included. * ~Carl
- Lick My Shiny Metal Ass * ~Anonymous
- karma is a bitch * ~Anonymous
- Bad Mother Fucker * (settled with "Bad Mother Fucka) ~Ben
- Something small & white that Enrique Eglasias Isn't In. * ~wiredgargoyle
- I play with myself. * ~ leonardom
- Steal this? Will self destruct when used. * ~Anonymous
- iMasturbate five times a day * ~rjones [read article]
- F uck Osama. * ~Anonymous
- Screwing The RIAA One Download At A Time * ~Mike P.
- I cost more per ounce than cocaine. * ~dgcole
- This iPod will self destruct in 1 year. * ~dale
- Practice safe sex... Go FU*K yourself! * ~whocares590
- Controls on reverse side, you STUPID FCUK! * ~Christiaan
THE FOLLOWING WERE NOT REJECTED, BUT STILL VERY CLEVER and/or FUNNY
- Mohammed The iPhone ~rjmellish
- Trapped in iPod factory. Please send help ~Pheenix
- "One time at band camp." ~JLOVE
- 49 20 66 75 63 6b 69 6e 67 72 75 6c 65 ~TehSnarf
(translation: I f-ing rule in HEX)
- Turn Me Over And Rub Your Thumb All Over Me
- This engraving has lowered my resale value ~I00s3r
- I don't need good taste, I've got selection.~Umbralkin
- Kiss me, I've got Irish music.~Umbralkin
- To all the Chinese children who made my iPod, Thanks! ~ Plaid Speed
- George Bush Hates Black People ~Kayne West
- fatti i cazzi tuoi (Mind your own f-ing business) ~gatherings
- I Don't Do Windows ~Anonymous
Me vs. RIAA: Exhibit A ~ukealii50
My other iPod is a Millenium Falcon ~commongiga
Steal At Your Own Risk. Bomb Installed ~Nick A.
Tom Cruise is a couch humping homo ~Anonymous
Mic0s0f7 5ux a$$ ~Anonymous
I may be small and white but at least I've got a big disk! ~Jesse S.
Don't fsck with me or: $find / -name u | /dev/null
Scratch your balls, not my metal. ~Anonymous
Who said Apple sucks? ~Jaeboy
Save water, drink beer and shower together. ~ Jquinn825
Now you have two little white pocket rockets. ~Anonymous
People will pay more to be entertained than educated. ~DulceDL
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WARNING: Contains Yanni Box Set. ~Anonymous
10,000 reasons to ignore my wife. ~Anonymous
If only women's buttons were this easy to push. ~Anonymous
This iPod makes up for my small hard disk. ~Anonymous
Once you go small and white... ~Anonymous
98% Liberace-free ! ~Anonymous
Harmful If Swallowed . ~Anonymous
Dear [insert name], Thanks for the iPod idea. Steve Jobs ~IFC1
I'm so trendy look at my white headphones! ~sjs
Size Does Matter ~Anonymous
Musically Disturbed ~Joe F.
Weapons of Mass Distraction Inside ~wiredgargoyle
Contents Under Pressure from RIAA ~wiredgargoyle
My other handheld is a PocketPC ~vostinar
CDs are for amish people! ~mustachioman
Quarter free jukebox ~mustachioman
FCUK WINDOWS ~lancew
Why drink and drive, When you can smoke and fly. ~tipx
I last 8 hrs. You last 2 minutes. Who's the man? ~Anonymous
My iPod can beat up your honor roll student . ~Anonymous
Your mamma uses a walkman. ~Anonymous
"Say hello to my little friend" ~iiikora
FCUK THE SHUFFLE, WTF I Ordered a 60 Gigger! ~dilpreet6
Here's another one that requires a few extra brain cells.
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If you use the first line, as the input for the second line. It produces the text...
"This music was all stolen" in plain english. ~asterisk
If Apple does reject your engraving, just take your iPod to your local jeweler. They can engrave it for you!
http://www.methodshop.com/gadgets/humor/rejectedengraving/index.shtml#
1 comment
absatou
very funny!