Pop superstar Michael Jackson left staff at a top London hotel baffled, by ordering stacks of candy and a xylophone from room service. Employees at the city's Jumeirah Carlton Tower Hotel were instructed to cater to Jackson's every whim during his stay there last week. A hotel source tells British newspaper the Daily Star, "He wanted lots of bowls filled with Haribo and he also asked for a toy xylophone. "The weird thing is that they weren't for his kids. He also asked for a giant mirror."

I have a song for him. It's called 'Rehab'

They tried to make mike go to rehab
but he said no no no!
Yes he's been black, but when he comes back
You neva know, know, know. He ain’t got the time
And if his lawyer thinks he's fine
He’s tried to make him go to rehab
He wont go, go, go. He'd rather be at home with mc caulay
He ain’t got 70 days
Cos there’s nothing, nothing you can teach him
That he can’t learn, from how to prey
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