Funny Frogs Joke #1:

O ne day a baby Frog was talking to his mother.

Baby Frog: "Mama, who is smarter a Chicken or a Frog?"

Mother Frog: "Why baby, we are of course!"

Baby Frog: "How do you know Mama?"

Mother Frog: "Well, who ever heard of Kentucky Fried Frog?"

(Contributed by Robinson Crusoe)

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Funny Frogs Joke #2:

O nce there was a Chicken that went into a library and said:

"Book Book"

And then the Librarian gave the Chicken some books. Then the Chicken returned again and said:

"Book Book"

And then the Librarian gave the Chicken some books.

Then the Chicken returned AGAIN and the Librarian thought

"After I give this Chicken some books, I'm going to see where he's going"

And the Librarian gave the Chicken some books and followed where he was going.

The Chicken was giving the books to a Frog and the Frog was saying

"Red-it Red-it"!

(Contributed by Caitlyn Cornett)

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Funny Frogs Joke #3:

O ne day this frog was bored, so he decided to call the psychic hotline.

The psychic asked the frog "what do you want to know"?

"Tell me something about my love life" said the frog.

"In the very near future you are going to meet a very beautiful young woman” Said the psychic.

"Cool, where? At a disco or a party?" said the frog.

"No" The psychic replied,

"Next month in her biology class!"

(Contributed by Ralph B)

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Funny Frogs Joke #4:

A princess was walking through the woods when a frog calls out,

"Let me sleep on your pillow and I will turn into a handsome prince!"

It had been a boring day so the princess decided to give it a try.

When the princess awoke the next morning, she found a really handsome prince.

Do you believe the story? Well neither did her mother!

(Contributed by anonymous)

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Funny Frogs Joke #5:

A n engineer was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said,

"If you kiss me, I`ll turn into a beautiful princess".

He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket.

The frog spoke up again and said,

"If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week."

The engineer took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket.

The frog then cried out,

"If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I`ll stay with you and do ANYTHING you want."

Again the engineer took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket.

Finally, the frog asked,

"What is the matter? I`ve told you I`m a beautiful princess, that I`ll stay with you for a week and do anything you want. Why won`t you kiss me?"

The engineer said,

"Look I`m an engineer. I don`t have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog, now that`s cool."

(Contributed by anonymous)

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Funny Frogs Joke #6:

A man asks the waiter,

"Do you serve frogs in this restaurant?"

Waiter replies, "Of course we do, Monsieur."

Then the man takes a frog out of his pocket and says,

"Good, my frog wants some soup!"

(Contributed by anonymous)

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Funny Frogs Joke #7:

H ow do you confuse a frog?

Put it in a round bowl and tell it to take a nap in the corner.

How does a frog confuse you?

When he comes out and says he needed that nap and feels much better!

(Contributed by Steven Bradstreet)

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Funny Frogs Joke #8:

A middle-aged woman went to the mall one day to buy her husband a birthday present. She knew their sex life was in decline and wanted to get something to spice it up. She went through store after store and could not find an appropriate gift. After several hours of searching, she decided to sit down and rest for a few minutes.

For some reason, she looked up and noticed that she was sitting in front of a pet store.

"Oh what the heck" she said, and decided to wander through and see the puppies on display.

After about ten minutes she decided to leave. A clerk saw her and said

"Could I help you maam.”

The woman said "no, thank you. I’m looking for a special birthday present for my husband and I can’t seem to find what I want."

The clerk told her that she might have something to fit the bill. She went into the back room and returned with a box. She said this is a very rare frog from Borneo that was bred to give men oral pleasure.

All the man has to do is say "FROGGY SUCK" and the frog will pleasure the man.

The lady said “that sounds great “I’ll buy it! “

That evening after they had dinner and a few drinks, she brought the box out and gave it to her husband and said "Happy birthday honey."

He opened the box and said "What the hell kind of BD presents is this??

She then explained what the frog would do for him and he agreed to try it out. They went to the bedroom and put the frog box in the corner. About ten minutes the man decided to try it out, and cried out "FROGGY SUCK"

The frog hopped out of the box and gave him the best blowjob he had ever had in his life!

He laid back and enjoyed the feeling.

Twenty minutes later he once again yelled out "FROGGY SUCK". Of course the frog gave him another great BD.

It was about five a.m. and his wife had fallen asleep. She awoke to hear pots and pans clanking in the kitchen.

She said "Honey why are you making so much noise down there?"

Her husband replied,

"As soon as I can teach this frog to cook, I’m getting the hell out of here!

(Contributed by anonymous)

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Funny Frogs Joke #9:

A scientist believed that frogs’ legs were related to the ability of the frog to hear.

He put a frog on the table and smacked his hands together. The frog jumped.

He removed one of the frogs’ legs. Smacked his hands and the frog jumped.

He cut off another leg and the frog still jumped with the sudden noise,

He cut off the third leg and the frog when startled tried to jump.

The amputation of the last leg resulted in no jump of the frog with noise of sudden clapping.

Therefore a frog with no legs cannot hear. The scientist was right!

(Contributed by anonymous)

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Funny Frogs Joke #10:

One day a man walks into a doctor's office with a frog on his head.

The doctor in amazement jumps up and says:

"Good grief, how on earth did you get that great ugly thing?"

The frog looks down and replies:

"I dunno Doc, it started out as a little wart on my bottom!"

(Contributed by anonymous)

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