Here are some funny "Yo mama" jokes. My personal favorite is number 4.

Yo mamma's so fat, when she wears a red dress, the kids in the neighborhood yell, "Hey, Kool-Aid!"Yo mamma's so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, skittles popped out.Yo mamma's so fat, even God couldn't lift her spirits!Yo mamma's so fat, she has her own zip code!Yo mamma's so fat, it takes a train and two buses to get on her good side.Yo mamma's so fat, when she stepped in the road and I tried to swerve around her, I ran out of gas!Yo mamma's so fat, when she walked in front of the TV, I missed five minutes of the show!Yo mamma's so fat, when she walked into a room, someone said, "Woah! Was that a solar eclipse or did Free Willie just walk in?Yo mamma's so fat, when she walked into a hotel and asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the ocean!Yo mamma's so fat, she rents shade!Yo mamma's so fat, she invented the lowrider!Yo mamma's so fat, she tripped over K-Mart, stumbled over Wal-Mart and landed on Target!Yo mamma's so fat, when she puts on high heels in the morning, by the afternoon they're flats.Yo mamma's so fat, her picture weighs ten pounds.Yo mamma's so fat, she tripped over a rock and fell asleep trying to get up!Yo mamma's so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it said, "to be continued."Yo mamma's so fat, when she wears a yellow coat, people run after her yelling "taxi!"Yo mamma's so fat, she's on both sides of the family.Yo mamma's so fat, when she got lost (amazingly) they had to use all 4 sides of the milk carton.

Yo mamma's so old, she farts dust.Yo mamma's so old, she ows Jesus $3.Yo mamma's so old, when God said, "Let there be light," she flipped the switch.

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