I don't know if it's correctly translated. I received this in my email and I thought it was funny to share.

Drinks by age

17 - beer
25 - more beer
35 - vodka
48 - whisky 12 year old
66 - antiacid

sports by age

17 - sex, sex, sex
25 - sex , sex, football
35 - sex, football
48 - football and sometimes sex
66 - sleep

Succeeded date by age

17 - cinema and kisses
25 - when it ends with morning coffee
35 - all night without kids around
48 - have someone to take breakfast with
66 - arriving home alive

Fantasy by age

17 - all night sex
25 - Sex in public places
35 - threesome
48 - just sex
66 - take a viagra

The best age to get married

17 - 25
25 - 35
35 - 48
48 - 66
66 - 17

The ideal date

17 - Stephen King movie at a drive-in
25 - dinner, sex, sleep together
35 - dinner, sex and she returns home.
48 - she stops by and cooks dinner
66 - someone to have dinner with