I'm thinking she misinterpreted the baptismal instructions. Of course this could also be a result of abstinence only based sex education, which often is a bit short on accuracy.   read more

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Sometimes you just shouldn't.   read more

Nothing makes a parent more proud than a baby that isn't afraid to go eye to eye with a tiger.   read more

The New Orleans Saints are one victory away from justifying my preseason prediction that they would win the Super Bowl.Unfortunately for them (and my reputation), the Indianapolis Colts stand in the way of their potential coronation.I have to admit that I'm a bit conflicted about picking a winner for this game. My heart tells me to take the Saints, but my head says the Colts are the better team.Judging by what I've seen and read the past couple weeks, I think my personal waffling is a bit of microcosm of what the rest of the nation is currently feeling. New Orleans is clearly the sentimental favorite   read more

"Sometimes when you hit the quarterback the whole team feels it" - Rex RyanThose would have to be the most telling words spoken during the Divisional round of the NFL playoffs.The Chargers certainly felt Philip Rivers' pain as they were pounded into submission and the relentless pressure applied by the Jets ended their Super Bowl hopes.In order to win this game New York had to turn it into a brawl. They did just that, but there was nothing sweet or scientific about Rex Ryan's game plan.Anybody who has ever laced up the gloves knows that, while it's the haymakers that make the headlines, the body   read more

This is admittedly somewhat of an unscientific study, but I'm pretty sure me and this guy were the only ones outside of Arizona's fans who picked the Cardinals to beat the Packers last week.I'm also fairly certain that I'm the only person on the planet who didn't think the big shootout between Arizona and Green Bay was the most amazingly great game ever played in the history of the National Football League.Aaron Rodgers and Kurt Warner are undoubtedly great quarterbacks, but the score of that game had a lot more to do with neither team's defense bothering to even pretend they were going to   read more