Celebrity Paris Hilton released her mocking campaign ad to fire back at Republican candidate John McCain Wednesday. Reclining in a pool chair in a revealing bathing suit and a pair of pumps, Hilton said, "Hey America, I'm Paris Hilton and I'm a celebrity, too. Only I'm not from the olden days and I'm not promising change like that other guy. I'm just hot." She first referred to John McCain as a wrinkly white haired guy and then announced her own candidacy, saying "I want America to know that I'm, like, totally ready to lead."

Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton are embroiled in a foul-mouthed Internet fight. The pair - who were once friends - have been trading insults on popular social networking site Facebook. "Mean Girls" star Lindsay branded the hotel heiress a "b***h" and "pathetic" before launching a four-letter tirade after Paris had set up a group on the site called "Firecrotch," referring to the actress' red hair. But Paris hit back, saying it was her who was the pathetic one because she has set up a Facebook group about her first called 'Paris Wets Herself', which refers