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    10 flagrant English grammar mistakes that make you look stupid

    Posted over 3 years ago

    #1: Loose for lose


    No: I always loose the product key.

    Yes: I always lose the product key.

    #2: It's for its (or god forbid, its')


    No: Download the HTA, along with it's readme file.

    Yes: Download the HTA, along with its readme file.

    No: The laptop is overheating and its making that funny noise again.

    Yes: The laptop is overheating and it's making that funny noise again.

    #3: They're for their for there


    No: The managers are in they're weekly planning meeting.

    Yes: The managers are in their weekly planning meeting.

    No: The techs have to check there cell phones at the door, and their not happy about it.

    Yes: The techs have to check their cell phones at the door, and they're not happy about it.

    #4: i.e. for e.g.


    No: Use an anti-spyware program ( i.e., Ad-Aware).

    Yes: Use an anti-spyware program ( e.g., Ad-Aware).

    Note: The term i.e. means "that is"; e.g. means "for example." And a comma follows both of them.

    #5: Effect for affect


    No: The outage shouldn't effect any users during work hours.

    Yes: The outage shouldn't affect any users during work hours.

    Yes: The outage shouldn't have any effect on users.

    Yes: We will effect several changes during the downtime.

    Note: Impact is not a verb. Purists, at least, beg you to use affect instead:

    No: The outage shouldn't impact any users during work hours.

    Yes: The outage shouldn't affect any users during work hours.

    Yes: The outage should have no impact on users during work hours.

    #6: You're for your


    No: Remember to defrag you're machine on a regular basis.

    Yes: Remember to defrag your machine on a regular basis.

    No: Your right about the changes.

    Yes: You're right about the changes.

    #7: Different than for different from


    No: This setup is different than the one at the main office.

    Yes: This setup is different from the one at the main office.

    Yes: This setup is better than the one at the main office.

    #8 Lay for lie


    No: I got dizzy and had to lay down.

    Yes: I got dizzy and had to lie down.

    Yes: Just lay those books over there.

    #9: Then for than


    No: The accounting department had more problems then we did.

    Yes: The accounting department had more problems than we did.

    Note: Here's a sub-peeve. When a sentence construction begins with If, you don't need a then. Then is implicit, so it's superfluous and wordy:

    No: If you can't get Windows to boot, then you'll need to call Ted.

    Yes: If you can't get Windows to boot, you'll need to call Ted.

    #10: Could of, would of for could have, would have


    No: I could of installed that app by mistake.

    Yes: I could have installed that app by mistake.

    No: I would of sent you a meeting notice, but you were out of town.

    Yes: I would have sent you a meeting notice, but you were out of town.

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